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  1. America is not fair because you have to be smart to be president. There should be a big raffle to become president, or we could all take turns. I figured out on a big calculator that if every American got one second as President, every four years, we'd all be president for a whole term. Like in my second, I'd make it legal to do crimes and stuff.

  2. Did you know President Kennedy was shot by a bullet? I just learned that last week!

  3. People should stop making doors because the whole point of a door is to connect two places, but with no door, it's all one place, so you don't need to connect it

  4. Catch me! My subconcious tripped! 

  5. I wish my city was turned into a village, cuz if it was, I'd apply for village idiot. I'd make a good idiot.

  6. What's with English people? Our toast has nooks and crannies too! Why do they have to rag on toast?

  7. Isn't it weird, that, like, I know for sure you're readind this, because if you weren't reading this message, then, like, I wouldn't be saying.

  8. Untrue to popular belief... raisins can in fact be glued together.

  9. If you accidentally fell off a cliff or something and your friends and family were watching, it would be funny if you pretended you were swimming or something.

  10. If a tree falls in the woods, and lands on a mime, does any one care?     does he even make a sound?

  11. how can you assist someone in sucide "it's not suicide if somebody     helps you."  So, Dr. Kevorckian sould be acquitted of all charges.

  12. Egg nog is just a fancy name for liquid salmonila.

  13. Why the hell are they called bread sticks? no one plays bread?!

  14. The desert is cool because you can commit crimes and stuff and the cops never catch you.

  15. Man who calls Hawaii gets sarong number.

  16. I used to be indesisive, now I'm not sure anymore.

  17. What if we were wrong! What if chicken didn't taste like everything but everything tasted like chicken.

 

 

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